After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn’t do it.
William S. Burroughs
Es una lastima pasar la vida sin huevos.
Good. Fast. Cheap. Pick two
There is no behavior for which an excuse cannot be made, but that doesn’t mean it should be
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats.
...if you see your neighbor carrying something, help him with his load.
And don’t go mistaking paradise for that home across the road.
Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity and I’m not sure about the former.
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
I enjoy my own company, which is fortunate because not many others do.
Happiness is nothing more than a bad memory.
Always drive like a cop is following you.
Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help mom with the dishes.
Anal or compulsive is what the disorganized call those who are not in a vain, and futile attempt to make themselves feel better
The greatest threat to liberty are men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding.
If you live on less than you can afford, you’ll never want what you can’t have
If you think the worst of people, you’ll rarely be disappointed
You come to see what you want to see, but you never come to know
Depression is merely anger without the enthusiasm.
Men plan. Gods laugh.
Be slow to spend your money and quick to save it.
When you are courting a nice girl, an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red hot cinder, a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.
When considering feeling sorry for yourself, think of all the people on this earth who have absolutely nothing, including hope. Your cares will evaporate, or should.
Be careful. The toes you step on today may be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.
It’s OK to relax from time to time, just don’t be making a habit of it.