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A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a permanent form of government. A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates who promise the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that every democracy will finally collapse due to loose fiscal policy, which is always followed by a dictatorship.

Alexander Tytler

 

 

After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn’t do it.
William S. Burroughs

Es una lastima pasar la vida sin huevos.
Phil Hendrie

Good.  Fast.  Cheap.  Pick two
Designers Adage

There is no behavior for which an excuse cannot be made, but that doesn’t mean it should be


Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats.
     H.L. Mencken

...if you see your neighbor carrying something, help him with his load.
And don’t go mistaking paradise for that home across the road.
Bob Dylan


Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity and I’m not sure about the former.
A. Einstein

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
Mark Twain

I enjoy my own company, which is fortunate because not many others do.


Happiness is nothing more than a bad memory.
A. Schwietzer

Always drive like a cop is following you.

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry.  Everybody wants to save the earth;  nobody wants to help mom with the dishes.
P.J O’Rourke

Anal or compulsive is what the disorganized call those who are not in a vain, and futile attempt to make themselves feel better

The greatest threat to liberty are men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding.
Louis Brandeis

If you live on less than you can afford, you’ll never want what you can’t have
Ingvar Kamprad

If you think the worst of people, you’ll rarely be disappointed

You come to see what you want to see, but you never come to know
Kinky Friedman

Depression is merely anger without the enthusiasm.
Steven Wright

Men plan.  Gods laugh.
Yiddish Proverb

Be slow to spend your money and quick to save it.


When you are courting a nice girl, an hour seems like a second.  When you sit on a red hot cinder, a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.
A. Einstein

When considering feeling sorry for yourself, think of all the people on this earth who have absolutely nothing, including hope.  Your cares will evaporate, or should.

Be careful.  The toes you step on today may be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.
Unknown

It’s OK to relax from time to time, just don’t be making a habit of it.

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